Wear footballs and pajamas to Walmart, nah, that ain’t gonna work. “And sweatpants don’t cut it all the time, huh. “Men have a need for their women to look like women,” he continues. You’re a straight-up unworthy uggo who deserves to be cheated on by your husband, who apparently deserves to place his lil’ peepee inside an Austin Powers fembot and should not settle for anything less! But you don’t need to look like a butch either,” he assures us inspiringly.īut if you wear sweatpants and pajama pants, forget it. Good news, though, if you don’t look like Melania there’s still hope! “Not everybody looks like that. And most pastors don’t look like Chris Hemsworth, either, but I can’t find a sermon on that. Most people don’t look like Melania Trump, who is a former model, has a lot of money, and the world’s top dermatologists at her service and pure evil pumping through her veins. But all I can say is that not everybody looks like that, amen.” But like maybe a participation trophy, I don’t know. Now most women can’t be trophy wives, you know, like her. “I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump,” Clark, who is dressed like Kevin James in King of Queens circa 1999), tells the congregation. If you’ve got the stomach for it, here you go: You know, the kind of message at the forefront of Jesus’ every plight.Ĭlark’s piggish snorts were captured on film by a friend of a parishioner. 28 service at the First General Baptist Church, Clark told all the women in his congregation that they’re a bunch of fugly uglies who should get right and get tight for their man or they’re worthless. Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark (of course he has two first names) of Missouri is officially on leave for his comments during a recent sermon, but the damage has very clearly already been done. Did you know that if you’re a woman in a heterosexual marriage, you should strive each and every day to be an “epic trophy wife” like Melania Trump? That’s right! If you’re not giving your physical appearance your all (and all your dollars for cosmetic dermatology), you’re doing it wrong and you deserve to be cheated on - according to the Lord, of course. According to pastor Stewart-Allen Clark, you deserve to be cheated on if your husband thinks you’re an uggoĪnother day, another sexist evangelical man thinking he’s been empowered by God to tell women they’re fat and ugly.
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